Where do lions like to go on vacation?
The Catskills!
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did one plate say to the other?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?