What is a golfer's favorite bird?
They aren't picky, any birdie will do.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
How long do chickens work?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?