Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why was the mime upset?