Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?