What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Beetle juice.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's the most determined bird?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?