When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
How do you measure a millennial?
Which is the worst season?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?