When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?