Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?