Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
What time of day was Adam created?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?