What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How long will dinner be?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?