What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why was the bunny upset?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which is the worst season?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?