What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Squash.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the fish blush?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?