What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
A passport.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?