What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
A passport.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What animal likes to party the most?