What is another term for the price of gas?
Highway robbery.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?