What is another term for the price of gas?
Highway robbery.
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?