What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's the noisiest food?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What animal always goes to heaven?