What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What birds always travel in twos?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How do you wash a lamb?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?