Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
Where do hands go on vacation?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
It's Crowded!
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Which fly makes films?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What sweet treat never panics?