Where do German dogs sleep?
In the dog haus.
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What are baby potatoes called?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What should you wear to a tea party?