Where do German dogs sleep?
In the dog haus.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Which celebrity always frowns?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?