Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.