Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Where do stars go to college?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.