What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What dog never pays attention in class?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How does a cow do math?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?