What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why do bees gossip?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?