Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's a henway?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?