Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?