What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's the most masculine animal?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Where do belly buttons go to college?