What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What are you studying in math?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?