Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What's a henway?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Families are like fudge.
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's the noisiest food?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do all the planets get along?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?