Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Who invented fractions?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?