What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs would love us even if we couldn't use the can opener.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What is the strongest animal?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Who invented fractions?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What type of car do planets buy?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What dog never pays attention in class?