What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What nationality are most fish?
What job did the corn on the cob get?