What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What are rental cars called in Spain?