Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Because it's made of hide.
Why do bees buzz?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did one plate say to the other?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where do ants go to eat?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?