Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Because it's made of hide.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How do you organize a space party?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?