Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Which former US President was always cold?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?