Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?