What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
"The Little Engine That Could."
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?