What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
"The Little Engine That Could."
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?