What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?