What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?