What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What type of car do planets buy?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?