How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What kind of books do boats write?
How can you farm during the winter?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What car always breaks the rules?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?