How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
Why are boxers good comedians?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What says: oom oom oom?