Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
How do you get straight A's?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?