Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's the friendliest pen?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do naked fish play with?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?