What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to!
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?