What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What is another term for the price of gas?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?