What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why are baseball games at night?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Which animal is the most religious?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?