What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Old yeller.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What makes a glow worm glow?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?