What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
Which insect makes the best father?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which animal is the most religious?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?