What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call a dog in space?
How do you grill cheese?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What animal floats best?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?