What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton!
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why is furniture so generous?
Where do mermaids see movies?