What tree is always ready for fall baking?
A maple.
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?