Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do insects learn at school?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do cows like to dance to?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Where do horses reside?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why can't you trust a pig?