Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What does the sun drink out of?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where do kittens go to school?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What are baby potatoes called?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?