What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Who invented fractions?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?