What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What vegetables make the best music?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?