Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
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How does a squid go into battle?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What type of car do planets buy?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What animal styles their hair every day?