Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
What does a female lion call her mate?
When does a horse talk?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What does the sun drink out of?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How do amoebas make calls?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why was the storm actually calm?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.