What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
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Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?