What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?