What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why was the broom late for school?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?