What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why are all priests fit?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?