What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesawus.
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
I broke my finger!
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What tree has the most bark?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why are all priests fit?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which family member has tusks?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?