When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How do scientists grow fruit?