When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a sad latte?