What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
You're loco-motive!
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What is another name for a cow?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's the opposite of irony?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why is winter considered holy?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?