How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do bees chew?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?