How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?