Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
How are teens like cats?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is the color of the wind?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?