Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?