What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How can you farm during the winter?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Which elf is the best singer?
What animal floats best?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?