What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
How can you farm during the winter?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What country has the most fish?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?