What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What bee is good for your health?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Where do ants go to eat?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?