What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why do cubes make great referees?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?