What animal is always ready to protect people?
An arm-adillo.
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.