What animal is always ready to protect people?
An arm-adillo.
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why was the cow afraid?
How are teens like cats?
What do elves learn in school?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?