How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
It will be green with envy.
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?