What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do little fish love to play with?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why was the cat so small?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?