What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is a king's favorite weather?
How was the wedding?
What is the smallest lion?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?