What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Ireland. Each day it's Dublin.
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
My brother is my partner in crime.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How do you grill cheese?
What's a cow's favorite music note?