What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Ireland. Each day it's Dublin.
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How does a cow do math?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why is the beach so confident?